Baked Potato

When you wrap aluminum foil around your penis as to act in place of a condom before performing sexual intercourse.

Extremely painful.

Jill cheated on me and aborted my kid... it just makes me want to baked potato her!!

by VoiceofReality October 30, 2008

Baked Potato

When one person defecates into another persons asshole. The "potato" is then "baked" for 20-45 minutes before it is re-defecated upon the original shitter's chest for a shared dining.

-"Hey man, will make me a baked potato?"
-"Sure, take off your pants."

-"I'd bake her potato."

by TheGrinder February 26, 2009

baked vagina

a chick who has a vagina thats resembles DAN BEMKEY face

a Baked Vagina is basicly Dan Bemkeys face or if he pulls down his pants

by Dave B for president February 24, 2009

Baked Alaska

When Devlan comes over to hang out.

It’s about time for a Baked Alaska.

by Shebyosbtk February 9, 2019

Baked Alaska

Steamer who got popular same time as Ice Poseidon but went off the deep end with white supremacy and anti-Semitism and all that conspiracy bolx.

Baked Alaska used to be a good livestreamer but then the demons woke up and stole his sanity...

by Merfy Foo October 19, 2021

baked veggie capsule

A yummy concoction of vegetables encased in bread. No longer called a pocket because of the crude relation to belly button lint.

"So. What are you eating for dinner?"

"Dude. Im eating an amazing baked veggie capsule. Because im a badass vegetarian. Gotta represent."

by Brianne King September 19, 2006

backadvantagestabber

someone who takes advantage of you behind your back but acts nice and kind to increase popularity or social status like a hollywood movie star the messed up ones

lindsay : like OMG give it up already I run the show around HERE
cally : thinks to herself.... you do?
lindsay : I tell the boys and girls what to do and what not to do
cally : thinks to herself again....sure whatever you say sweetheart
tally : you tell people what to do with your word power? that's all you got? I'm scared....I'm running away now you....U backadvantagestabber

by SGT.PLOW January 29, 2008