Apple

A person with a lot of logic, but no one listens to them becuase they aren't "fun" enough. This originally comes from the anoying orange series and can be used to tell someone that they are boaring without really realising they said something really smart.

Guy: "Hey let's walk home!"
Apple: "Umm, we are home..."
Guy: "Shut up, your such an apple!"
Guy: "Oh wait, I just realised, we are home!"
Apple: "THATS WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU!!"
Guy: "Shut up, you such an apple!"
Apple: "Wow, just wow.."

by Hi I know things June 18, 2016

apple rape

The feeling you get after buying a apple product and realizing you have to buy new cables at apple full price to make your old peripheral equipment work (dvd dirve, usb devices, etc.).

I just bought a new IPhone and now I need to buy a apple headphone adapter to make my 600 dollar headphones work with this phone. I've just been apple raped.

by Quest1997 August 2, 2017

Apple

why the FUCK is yo headass looking up what an apple is.

Oh shit I stuck an apple up my ass.

by Unstable Hoe December 17, 2017

Apple

Apple is a computer company and also a great source of fibre. I am typing this on a mac as we speak.

Apple are also a food with natural sugar. They are very nice and shnazzy.

Kayla: what's that?
Greg: It's a bloody apple mate! HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!

by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

apple

rlly.
you should know what apple means
its a fruit you dumb fuck

this idiot doesn't know what apple means

by fruit teller January 13, 2019

apple

why the fuck are you looking up apple

i eat apples

by igothackedincheif February 19, 2019

Applease

A combination of “appease” and “please”.
Not actually a word but a combination of two words that mean the same thing.

I’m trying to applease my boss by showing up early so I can get a raise.

by awmm August 21, 2019