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An Adam

A white edgy 12 year old who

- Tries hard for attention
- Depends on the internet and his mom for stuff and arguements
- Shoots Up the school
- Crys and lies for every little thing
- Rages for every little thing
- Also happens to trade his friends for his coolness
Why do you have to be An Adam when I try to explain to you the truth
by Danny Amudola October 8, 2016
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Adam's Asshole

Blake's adam's apple is so huge he could adam's asshole a chick.
by Matt Bosler October 9, 2006
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Adam

The anti-christ (Anti-Ochus), someone who is bad at everything.

He should be punched in the shoulder once a day, and whenever he does something stupid.
Although every first and last wednesday of the month you should be nothing but nice to him, since he goes through so much s*** for every other day of the month.
He has ten toes and horns on his ten fingers that are not visible.
Scenario 1:
Hugh G. Dick: Hey look it's Adam!

S1L3Nt Str1K3r: No don't look into its eyes!

Scenario 2:
Adam: Hey guys!!!

Hugh G. Dick: Get away from me!

Scenario 3:
(It is the first wednesday of the month.)
Hugh G. Dick: Hey wassup Adam? You are such a pal!!
by salsaman45 November 14, 2011
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by ayyrayray August 18, 2008
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Adam Sandler

A very funny comedian in very typical movies.
John: Hey Tom, did you know they're making a new Adam Sandler movie?

Tom: Really? What's it about?

John: First, he's a wedding singer, who totally sucks, so he decides to be a drummer for a heavy metal band with Brendan Fraser. Then they do pretty much everything to be heard, so they hold a radio station hostage and spite of everything they did, they still become famous! Thats not all,
afterwards he decides to be a water boy for a football team, and then he is recruited to the football team and he does pretty well until he decides to play hockey instead! Things start going wrong and he is fired. Also his grandma's house is being held for auction, so he plays golf to buy the house back. Later on, he somehow has to take care of a kid and becomes a pretty bad parent. Afterwards, he is sent to anger management therapy with a very kooky psychiatrist. After all this was all a setup. On christmas he goes to a chinese restaurant (because he's jewish) and he gets drunk and then gets arrested and sentenced to community service coaching a basketball team. Later that night, his t.v remote brakes, so he goes to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to buy a new remote. Little did he know, the remote could control his life. And later on he abuses it's features, now he's screwed. After all Christopher Walken feels pretty sorry for him and takes him back to his normal life with his hot wife and they live happily ever after.

Tom: Sounds just like his last movie!
by Mike_Litoris July 30, 2011
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Adam

the that owns my pants.
girl says: oh, OWNED
Adam says: own your face, your mom and your PANTS!
girl says: um, i would kinda like to have those back. thanks.
by pink :) April 19, 2009
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Adam Pascal

The most over-rated performer to ever appear in the musical Rent, who continues to return to the show and half-ass his way through it when he can't get any other jobs.
Adam Pascal Fangirl: OMG!!!! No one will ever be better dan ADAM!! He was the bestest Roger EVER!!!!!!111!

Sensible Renthead: No, honey, he wasn't.
by nnkay July 27, 2009
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