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Schrodinger's Trap

A thought experiment that proposes the following. If you fuck a feminine looking person, and never check if they have a dick, are you gay? Did they have a dick to begin with?
Jock 1: Fucked this cute bitch at the gay bar last night
Jock 2: Bro was it a guy?
Jock 1: Not sure, it was a Schrodinger's Trap
by A Coastal Gay January 11, 2023
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Dunkin Trap

Dunkin Trap; The wonderful smell on the rim of your drive through coffee from Dunkin; originating from a drive through attendant's entrepreneurial vagina after she glazed the rim of the cup with her unforgettable aroma, in an attempt to generate gratuity and continued business. S@%&$*!k's Baristas are too stressed out with disabling tuition debt to even think outside the box, let alone get the order correct.
Dude; " Not sure if it's my imagination or what, but the new fox at the drive through always gets my order right and I swear to God, it smells like pussy". " I 've been giving her a Lincoln for a small dark roast".
Me; " It's a Dunkin trap bro ". " You think that smell is an accident?" " PFFFFFF" . " 5 bucks for a fucking coffee?". " You crazy?".
by saavy chimp July 18, 2022
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thrust trap

A video of someone acting slutty
Boy 1: hey did u see her thrust trap the other day?
Boy 2: yes it was so slutty
by Realeal69 August 19, 2022
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Trade Trapping

When someone in fantasy football throws a ton of trades to all the members in hopes of getting someone to accidentally click a trade which is not in their favor.
“He wouldn’t stop trade trapping his league so he was asked not to come back.”
by fantasy football definitions August 25, 2022
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Trap Politics

A term used when you are misled to believe something, or act upon something that wasn't true or real, to begin with.
She invited you over, but didn't let you hit?! Dang, that's "Trap Politics".. Your bro said he had fire za, but it was blockwork?! Dang, that's "Trap Politics"..
by Trapenomics April 28, 2022
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blue trap

A blue trap is a meme on social media that trolls for survey participants. " Would you help a man or woman in blue if he or she was in distress? ".
blue trap:
Checking his phone:
Bro; " I'd help an officer in distress ".
ME; " You crazy? My luck? He's one of the psychological, emotional and physical abusers who controls his bitch and broken condoms like he owns them. Got the rest of the precinct covering his back too ". " Nah " " Let's face it, it's a 50:50 shot. He's either abusing m' or not. No in between ".
by saavy chimp May 28, 2022
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Neo Trappings

Is that dr. Neo Trappings?
Yes it is!
by Jacob Bombings January 31, 2022
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