free muff

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.

david: "are you free muff right now?"

by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024

Muff Cabbage

It's...a...ummm... It's a Jersey thing....

Jersey Asshole 1:Ya muff Cabbage

Jersey Asshole 2:No psyco betch

Jersey Asshole 1:YEAH, MUFF CABBAGE

Jersey Asshole 2:......

Jersey Asshole 1:LEAVE!

Jersey Asshole 2:Ok

by REEEEP10911 October 19, 2010

Muff Bomb

A Muff Bomb is when a person smokes weed before going down on a girl and then he/she exhale the smoke inside of her pussy.

Dude, I totally did a muff bomb one this one night stand last night. My dick wasn't the only thing she was high off of.

by Knight School July 27, 2016

Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 9, 2021

Muff, muUff, mufF

Muff, muUff, mufF

Muff, muUff, mufF

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes

Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man

by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017

Muff Blumpkin

When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.

Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.

by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025