Muff cabbage

It's a jersey thing

You're muff cabbage!

by Asian todd October 21, 2010

muff sweats

A sweating muff

His dick was that big it gave her the muff sweats

by Vincel February 17, 2019

pussy muffs

When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.

Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.

by Johnny Burk May 10, 2018

muff climb

When a girl hangs from a rafter or a rope while having oral sex performed on her by someone else also hanging from from said rope/rafter.

I saw a super hot video of two girls muff climbing.

by ZaFeesh April 22, 2017

stud muff

A New Jersey word for old vagina.

You stupid stud muff

by Muddy cricket November 24, 2016

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You ain't nothing, you muff-cabbage

by Irish ladies November 15, 2010

eggy muff

Eggy muff is Erin's vagina

Erin has a eggy muff

by Pussyegg May 2, 2018