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Donkey Taco

A woman pulls her pussy lips out as far as possible while a man squats over her and takes a shit. She wraps her pussy lips around the turd like a tortilla before it breaks off and falls.
Your girlfriend wanted to try something kinky so I gave her a DONKEY TACO. She will never be the same.
by Arsenicsmile March 24, 2013
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Tijuana Taco

Tijuana Taco is when you take a crap and place it under a cars visor (Hence the term taco) of a very unexpecting person. So when He/She is driving and opens the visor it falls on their lap. Hopfully not causing an accident so the driver and gifter get a good Laugh from it.
Butch gave Eric a Tijuana Taco in his new car.
by Caldorazo September 24, 2009
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Taco Nut

The act of cumming in yo girl while pressing the pussy lips together before you slowly pull out and nibble on her clit as the cum seeps from the bottom of her pussy.
Last night I gave my girl a taco nut and she's been begging for another one ever since.
by Mike Oxfat October 17, 2019
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Taco Hog

Taco Hog - Noun, English, Slang 1. A fat chick who goes out on weekday dates with any man she meets only to hit the happy hour taco bar for free.
2. Same fat whore with a large, gaping, infected vagina that resembles a taco supreme.
1. Man, last Tuesday night I went out with Sally because I thought she might be interesting but turns out she's a total taco hog!
by Vic PapaGeorgio November 10, 2010
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Taco Smasher

1. The act of two women having intercourse without penetration

2. Two lesbians bumping uglies.

2. Two women rubbing their vaginas together.
Look at those two Taco Smashers
by KDcargirl October 29, 2009
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Clam Taco

A term to describe a tight pussy that may smell like fish.
Or a sloppy hard-shelled vagine
Wow, that's at a nasty clam taco she's got!
by Rock Hardson November 16, 2010
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french taco

a vagina that doesn't like Americans. usually with fangs
i met this wicked hot chick but she had a french taco, like mariah carey
by jackass13579 April 23, 2010
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