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Jason

A very cool guy who is good at everything and gets loved by asian girls
Jason got a girl again ugh.
by cokkacokkat February 18, 2022
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Jason

Bringer of calamity. Lazy sloth like individual who does not take life seriously. Man-child. Waste of existence. Narcissistic liar. Victim minded. Full of shit and mommy and daddy issues with no accountability.
Jason
by A wrinkle in time September 13, 2025
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jason

A teen boy scout who has $100000 in popcorn sales
Jason sold all of his popcorn to a diabetic 99 year old women in price chopper
by Pee-Pee Dirty Dan May 8, 2019
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Jason

Jason is a young man with a fetish for females with male genitalia.

He is very likely to put his phone in the microwave while calling you.
- Did he just hang up on me?
- Maybe he pulled a Jason?
- You think he digs chicks with dicks?
- Nah, the phone thing.
by Isha boi November 22, 2021
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Jason

Someone who likes to use underaged people for sexual gratification, uses YouTubers and fans to get NASCAR memorablilia, use boiler credit cards and pay day loans to buy an expensive sim rig, spends 18 hours a day streamign iRacing, beats his girlfriend, neglects his son, thinks he has autism, is delusional, and thinks they raced in NASCAR, and would get a NASCAR ride from iRacing.
"Damn, that person is a Jason and they need to stop thinking they raced in NASCAR and need to get mental help."
by BroSmellMyFart September 28, 2020
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Jason

Did you hear about Jason, such a douche.
by peniseater234 November 26, 2019
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