The Zombies 

The arch-enemies of Mateus, God of the Universe. Super-strong, super-deadly, and super-terrifying. Origin unknown. Although neither dead nor alive, they are capable of reproduction. They are attracted to love, happiness, and everything good, which is why Mateus made Earth a very unhappy place. Earth "zombies" are descended from them but much less powerful.

Mateus: "WTF!?!? What is with people falling in love just to have sex? Did they miss the point of hookers? They're gonna attract The Zombies and I'm gonna have to fight them then I'm gonna get all pissy and send a meteor planetside. Dang, all this talk of killing has got me horny. Let's go find a hooker and have a threesome, eh?"

The Zombies by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

zombie clap 

When a guy is getting head, pulls out, blows in her eye then when she is temporarily blinded, claps her over both eyes so she stands up and walks with her arms out like a zombie.

Last night I was out drinking and I zombie clapped some whore

zombie clap by kendrickmanwhore December 25, 2007

zombie status 

the mental state of being SO messed up that you sit there and stare off, and at the same time your very sleep deprived. Usually happens when your blazed and drunk and you sit on the computer and drift off into space.

You need sleep bro, yer likeee...zombie status.

zombie status by DGAFn December 29, 2010

Zombie Apocalypse 

the pervading theme throughout history of ideas, beliefs, practices and policies that refuse to die and are buoyed by their own sense of self-importance, appeal to religion or "tradition" and a desire to return things to "the good old days"

Zombie Apocalypse is happening all around us every day as evidenced by white haired old dinosaurs trying to enforce "decency" laws, restrict "inappropriate" behavior, and carry on the fear of the "7-dirty-words" that can't be said in a public broadcast yet are common speak among adults; old dinosaurs (politicians and mothers) trying to control popular speech and video under the guise of "protecting the children"

Zombie Apocalypse by jdirt2019 January 23, 2012

Zombie Apocolypse 

The day after Thanksgiving (aka Black Friday). Cool people will dress up as zombies and hassle capitalist shop owners and customers. Do it on Friday!

Me and my buddy pissed off people at the mall as zombies on Zombie Apocolypse day.

Zombie Apocolypse by bbbigbossbb December 18, 2005

Zombie 

(noun) Anyone who eats flesh or meat; as opposed to a vegetarian.

"I'm a vegetarian, not a zombie! No way am I eating at that steak house..."

Zombie by Akvavit December 19, 2008

zombie dusting 

At the conclusion of oral sex the receiver turns around and farts in the performers face.

Dude I totally gave my girlfriend a zombie dusting last night after she was done giving me a blow j.

zombie dusting by sixlady32 December 15, 2011