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complacency window

The time just after you score a goal in FIFA when you are more susceptible to an equaliser or another goal being scored against you as you are a) suffering from hubris b) you aren't concentrating very hard.
1: I can't believe you just got a goal back.
2: that's the complacency window mate.
1: it's not fair when you have Ronaldo
by Wordman30001 October 7, 2013
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noodle window

Noodle window (noun)

: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans
Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?
by wonfuji March 8, 2014
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yolo window

The time that elapses from the time one says 'yolo' in a non-ironic fashion to the time they realize whatever they are doing was probably not the greatest idea. Usually accompanied by a gung-ho attitude while getting a neck tattoo or chugging four Jager Bombs. During the yolo window, one is often either inebriated or just in a state of poor critical thinking, and it's unwise to make big decisions during this time, but it usually happens anyway.
'He thought he could win the pie eating contest. That yolo window closed after about 90 seconds.'

'Don't talk to Mikey about his ex right now. He's been drinking Jame-O straight all night and he's still in the yolo window.'
by Fox Islander November 5, 2015
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Tinted Windoe

When a white chick fake-tans till she looks like a well done steak.
by Burnt Salad November 18, 2015
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Dick window

A person who is missing their front 4 teeth, on the top and bottom row to allow a dick to enter.
Hey you want to go downtown and find a crackhead with a Dick Window?
by Big_nick357 March 29, 2016
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Japanese Windchime

When a man slaps his penis against his inner thighs in hopes of making it grow.
Rachels penis has grown twice as large ever since he started performing those gender neutral Japanese Windchimes every night.
by Benitoscafe13 December 25, 2016
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fogged window

When a girl with glasses is giving a guy a blow job and he nuts on her glasses and makes her wear them.
" bro, I was fucking this hot girl with glasses last night and I totally gave her a fogged window"
by Lavenderjonesxclamanix November 7, 2017
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