Wind: WHOOOOSH~~~
Person 1: OH GOD YEAH
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Awesome windgasm right then.
Person 1: OH GOD YEAH
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Awesome windgasm right then.
by Zomgheals November 14, 2010
Get the windgasm mug.The mostly criticised operating system by Microsoft. It is known as a laughable operating system by many because of it's frequent crashes, high amount of viruses and the fact that Microsoft copies from other OSes, for example: Windows Calendar looks similar to Apple's iCal.
It started off as an executable for DOS systems, went on to be a nearly full operating system with the Windows 3.x and 9x series (c:/con/con, anyone?) and then did not require DOS.
When Ballmer decided to replace the beloved classic of Microsoft, Bill Gates, starting with Vista, Windows went downhill.
It started off as an executable for DOS systems, went on to be a nearly full operating system with the Windows 3.x and 9x series (c:/con/con, anyone?) and then did not require DOS.
When Ballmer decided to replace the beloved classic of Microsoft, Bill Gates, starting with Vista, Windows went downhill.
~~Before~~
Gates: We need functionality, less RAM consumption and a clean UI for Windows!
~~After~~
Ballmer: PRETTY CLOCK, PRETTY UI, WHO CARES ABOUT RAM CONSUMPTION, ADD MORE FEATURES!!!1
Gates: We need functionality, less RAM consumption and a clean UI for Windows!
~~After~~
Ballmer: PRETTY CLOCK, PRETTY UI, WHO CARES ABOUT RAM CONSUMPTION, ADD MORE FEATURES!!!1
by Well I'm Not You, Am I? December 20, 2010
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A person (typically a middle-age neighbor with no life) that looks out their windows any time any noise is heard in the neighborhood, such as a car driving by, door shutting, or dog farting.
They know every neighbor's vehicle, work schedule, and all aspects of personal life, but they've never talked to you or anyone else in the 'hood.
They know every neighbor's vehicle, work schedule, and all aspects of personal life, but they've never talked to you or anyone else in the 'hood.
Chris is such a window troll... My dog farted in his sleep yesterday, and he immediately stuck his head out his blinds.
by missymoo090909 March 21, 2011
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Get the windoor mug.A shitty mediocre operating system by Microsoft. Pretty much all of its "features" are directly recycled from Windows 7 OR are designed for those who couldn't be trusted to screw in a light bulb. Oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!
They'll know who you are!
They'll know who you are!
Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Ten!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
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I have been running Windows 2000 Professional for two-and-a-half years, and have yet to see it crash spontaneously. The only time it has ever crashed was when I caused software conflicts myself.
by Don May 13, 2005
Get the Windows mug.basiclly taking a shit on any given window,ie..mcdonalds,sak's fifth ave,any classy restaurant,preferably when people are sitting/standing next to or nearby said window.Works great with the runs.
Dude, you should have seen the old ladies faces after Billy gave'em the window shit,they were utterly disgusted.
by Sgt Slapnutz April 6, 2006
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