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Model wife

A grown women who marries a tool of man to be a wife. She don't care about him. She cares how she looks with him. Like barbie she plays house and her roles. Her feelings and gestures are empty . Yet they simply seem realistic. She didn't pick him because he is smart. She picked him for what could give her. Status and bragging rights. She also wants a free house and his money.

Type of relationship digger.
Guy 1: "Wow that guy has a model wife"
Guy 2 : " what a tool"
Guy 3: " hope he don't go broke "
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Wife Beater Day

Celebrated on December 14th, a day where every man where’s his wife beater everywhere he goes, including the library
Hey boys let’s wear our Wife Beaters to the library to study for exams since it is wife beater day
by Gymbro18 December 13, 2023
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Wife

Pranker: Hey is your dishwasher running

Guy: You mean my wife
by Epppppiccc_man June 4, 2019
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wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.
Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......
by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016
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zayns wife

A beautiful girl with an amazing smile, the nicest hair you've ever seen (her 2nd best feature). Its a shame you can't have her, she belongs to Zayn. The colours in her eyes will give you warm chills, you're just mesmerised. When you're with her you want it to last forever. You know you'd do anything for this girl and its dangerous. Once you fall in love with zayns wife there's no escaping her. She'll be all you ever think about but you aren't complaining because all you can imagine is all the memories you want to make with her. You constantly have this odd drive to be the best you can for her, love her forever and eventually marry her. You frequently tell yourself how much you love her, but you know your words aren't good enough, you want to show her in person, skin to skin. Whether that means laying with her for hours, or kissing her slowly someplace comfortable. You're truly in love with ellie.
Zayns wife is a masterpiece!
by belles husband July 25, 2022
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Gojo’s Wife

A new constellation that occurs only on one day of the year, June 7.
by Gojo’swife December 7, 2023
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brat wife

A rich mans' much younger wife who can use her charms to get attention and anything she wants.
That's Clare, the younger wife . I call her the brat wife because she's only got to look at John and he's shooting cash out to her account.
by Brat wife December 21, 2023
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