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whale hunting

1.(verb)The act of 6 men violating one woman. Four penises enter the anal cavity, 1 enters the vagina, and last but certainly not least, one penis in the mouth. The girl who said act occurs to usually has an asshole the circumference of a grapefruit.

2.(verb)Used to describe a crushing defeat.
1.*upon seeing a less than respectable looking woman*
Friend 1: "Call four of your boys, it's whale hunting season"
Friend 2: "Shoddy the mouth!"

2.
Friend 1: "How'd your basketball team do last night?"
Friend 2: "Oh man, we lost 98 to 2. We got whalehunted."
by Jeffrey Goines September 4, 2008
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whale sharking

when you are so hungry (read as menstrual or psycho - munchy)that you ingest food like a whale shark with your mouth wide open and eating vast quantities of whatever floats by.
I had PMS so bad I was whale sharking all night!!!!
by David Goetz January 19, 2009
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Whale Fail

when someone says something that is just so "mind numbingly vile and reprehensible yet stupifyingly unfunny and embarresing" they get something even worse than a "Facepalm" they get a Whale Fail

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Boy: Why do Negro people smell like gorilla feces?

Boy 2: You sir deserve a Whale Fail
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by delusion72 July 9, 2010
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Whaley

1. Nemo's bestest buddy!
2. has weird conversations with nemo.
3. from whales england!
by Kelly Spencers March 6, 2009
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whale off on it

Come on chuck, whale off on it!
by JDiggity May 15, 2008
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Whalefacing

A degrading way of mocking/comforting someone, in which said person is subjected to excessive stroking of the face, hands, etc. while the Whalefacer says things like 'Shh Shh Shh' and 'Come here. It's OK.'
"For God's Sake! Don't Whaleface me in public! It's embarrassing!"
"I thought you liked me Whalefacing you?"
"At home, yes. In a parking lot? No."
by Moggy1257 October 12, 2008
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Whale Wash

When a very obese woman lays on a bed and 5 or more men cover her in there jizzz...thus washing the whale.
yea man...sorry i didn't call you back last night...i got invited to a whale wash last minute.
by adiesle July 9, 2011
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