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Whenever something seems imposible to to do yet somehow one is able to pull it off.
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Hey Esteban there's no way you can bang 200 chicks in one night???

Esteban: "there ain't no thang but a chicken wang"
by Esteban20 December 25, 2007
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Wagon

To go to a place or location quickly like moss to da hood.

A gesture to say goodbye or leaving a party or just mossin
Yo Jermaine wagon to KFC my nigra

Peace niggas i gotta wagon

Naw, B i gotta wagon
by JackfromCompton June 6, 2009
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Wing Wang

The most manly thing anyone can possess. Also used as a comical description of a penis.
I have an itchy wing wang, I hope I haven't cought a nasty dick sickness.
by Jim Blink October 25, 2006
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Wagon

Beleived to have originated from the word chodewagon (composite of Chode (or choad) and wagon)

"Wagon" is a shorter way of saying this but with extra insultation. It is safe to use infront of adults as wagon is a commonly used word, though with a different meaning.
"your mum is such a wagon"

"YOU WAGON!"
by muffin8or December 5, 2009
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waggot

A wannabe faggot. A waggot is an effeminate straight or bisexual guy who purposely imitates all the gay male stereotypes to try to gain acceptance into the gay subculture.

This is usually the result of being socially rejected by his straight peers because of his effeminate looks or speech - guys would bully him and call him a pussy, and girls would sometimes talk to him but would never date him (even with his sensitive personality and good hygiene). This in affect gives them more in common with goths and emos than with the gay culture.

The ironic twist is that real gay guys rarely give waggots the time of day because even the most effeminate gay men out there consider waggots pansies, so waggots usually end up socially rejected by gays too - and in the end they're forced to find companionship with other waggots and straight girls who think they're funny but would never fuck them for their life.

Symptoms of waggotry:

*Decking out in makeup, women's clothing and tons of accessories - that don't even match and are in horrible taste. Real gay men don't actually cross-dress and unlike waggots they actually have a good fashion sense.

*Excessive use of emoticons and Valley Girl speak during texts and online chat - with no grammar skills whatsoever.

*Talking with an annoying high-pitched nasally voice. And laughing out load or or saying cute things like "totally!" or "fabulous!" seemingly at random during conversations.

*Asking people on online forums for advice on what color short shorts would look best on you - and what color thong briefs you should wear with your short shorts.

*Calling anyone a homophobe who points out that you're a waggot or just a pansy ass loser in general.
Brandon:

My class is having a car wash to raise money for our

spring break trip, and they thought it would be funny if i wore short shorts XD you think I should do it? XDXD

Tom:

Uh whatever dude that sounds kind of gay but sure go for it if you want. I don't care. lol

Brandon:

Awesome XDXD Black Or White shorts? What about black and pink shorts? maybe black shorts with pink lettering on the ass that says "Golddiggah" in glitter XD

God where would i find these shorts??!?!?!

and btw im wondering if i should trim my legs XD

Eric:

Dude shove it you stupid waggot. I can tell you aren't even gay if you actually think that gay guys talk like that. You're more like just a straight-up attention whore. So stfu you annoying little bitch!
by GeorgeMichael August 27, 2009
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Wangorious

Adj.

1.) Something as respectable or in the same league as the amazingness of a very large penis.

2.) Something cool, hip, awesome, or new.

3.) Geek slang for "Unbelievable!"

4.) Used to describe a man's skill in bed.
1.) Dude, that girl that Joey boned was wangoriously hot.

2.) Dude, Gabe's new jeans are wangorious.

3.) Dude, my new ATI Radeon x800 Pro is one wangorious card, dude.

4.) I heard Zach is mega-wangorious.
by Joey December 12, 2004
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Wang Pampie

An asian mans diaper, only used by adults and teenagers.
Alex Chi Duong wears a wang pampie sometimes.
by clane111111 April 17, 2008
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