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Sharp as a whip

Probably a bastardization of smart as a whip, meaning unusually intelligent or quick witted.
Often changed for comic effect by substituting 'whip' for an object with no edges.
"Although Arthur looks like a clueless dork, he's as sharp as a whip and completely in control."
"As sharp as chewed gum, more like!"
by Eyeyambob July 27, 2013
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pistol-whipped

Your girl let you go down on her best friend last night?

Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.
by Darren Wiseman January 5, 2009
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ass whipping insurance

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.
1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!
by Desmond Shoals April 10, 2008
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whipped

Chicken is so whipped he don't even know it.
by alabamaboy May 9, 2003
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whipcash

A condition in which an individual is involved in a very MINOR motor vehicle accident and is completely unharmed, however, they insist on being transported in an ambulacne to a hospital and suing the other party for no other reason than to obtain an out of court cash settlement. These people are pure, self centered scum.
"I was in a fender bender with this middle aged suburban bitch and got sued case I gave her whipcash."
by Sam February 28, 2007
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Cyber-whipped

A cyber-whipped man is one who is overly solicitous to a "woman" who may or may not exist. These men will even modify their own behavior for a "person" that they know only through emails. The men will do many things for the cyber-whipper, anything from stroking an ego to sending cash.
John is just the lastest in a long line of cyber-whipped guys that she leaves in her wake. She'll use him for a while and then dump him like she usually does.
by Meg Kelso October 1, 2007
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Bolivian bull whip

When you take a tube sock, defecate into it, and then you wield it as a whip above your head swinging it violently.
I smacked your mom in the face last night with a Bolivian bull whip.
by Rose Doyle May 24, 2009
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