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vagina blood fart

The excretions caused by a flaggelation of the vaginal walls while a woman or menestrating hermaphrodite is bleeding through the vaginal cavity. They sound may mimic that of a normal queef, however the "VBF" is distinct in that the pitch is higher, and also the fluid excreted is of a thicker consistency. Additionally the pH level is 8.7 rather than a pH of 7, which is the consistency of your traditional vagina fart. Obviously there is a bloody residue left everywhere.
Due to the destructive nature of my girlfriends vagina bloodfarts, I did not forget my snorkle and goggles this evening. Last month the PH level of 8.7 ruined my contact lenses and stained my moustache red.

I am sure to be wary of the vagina blood fart, last week a cop accosted because there was a bloody trail of blood farts behind me. Therefore from now on I will use tampons and not maxi pads.
by Elizabeth Baker April 19, 2006
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Vaginal Moanings

artistic expression used to describe the latest flood of cookie cutter songs from every current-era female pop musician. Recognizable by the usual accompaniment of pianos or violins, these are the songs that are inducing the collective menstrual cycles of the radio free world. Although usually reserved for female musicians, the term can, in some instances, be applied to the critique of male musicians if the estrogen level is deemed beyond the “Seminal Trappings” term assigned to the same music.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of Sara Bareilles and Taylor Swift.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of James Blunt.
by John Wesley February 6, 2008
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vagina puke

(n.) The creamy discharge that oozes from a yeast-infected meat wallet.
Her vagina puke was so abundant that she could decorate a wedding cake with her twat in 3 minutes flat.
by Rick Roberson March 12, 2009
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vagina salamander

a person who tries to get in the pants of girls who are awake and sober, but the girls do not like the person.
"Becky, beware that ron guy is a Total Vagina Salamander!"
by EShanks January 23, 2009
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vagina hunter

a guy who is a major flirt with girls, has a new girlfriend every day, week, etc. also known as a manwhore.
Dude, look at the guy! He told me he was "talking" to this girl but he's kissing the other girl! He's such a vagina hunter..
by Manon :D August 12, 2009
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vagina pectoris

deep intermammary cleavage used as a vagina by someone wanting to schtupp his girlfriend but not actually penetrate her
coitus interruptus is fine if you really haven't released anything...vagina pectoris is a lot safer...i mean, who ever got a girl pregnant by squirting her boobs?
by Poo T. Tang May 16, 2010
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Vagina House

The vagina house is the holy trinity of a women's thighs, ass and hips. It is the place that the vagina lives!
That girl has an excellent vagina house. I'm going to try to move in to spend the summer.
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