Uncle Patel

A man from India with a strong accent who excessivly shouts Bull Shit! when things don't go his way.

We took a cab from the airport and the driver was Uncle Patel.

I sat next to Uncle Patel on the plane.

by Michael Sweebe November 30, 2006

Uncle Morris

An older mid 50's male, married or unmarried, who frequents the Philippines or other such Far East locations for the purposes of molestation. An Uncle Morris will be oblivious to the wrongful consequences of his actions and will often try to strike up conversations with strangers in pubs detailing his actions.

"I was in the pub the other day, waiting to meet some bird, and this old bloke came and sat next to me. He told me that he'd recently been to Thailand and had met a lady. He asked if I'd like to see a picture. He seemed happy and being polite, I said "alright then mate, why not??". He reached for his wallet and pulled out a picture of a Thai girl. She was no older than 14. He said that she called him Uncle Morris."

by Lee Cooper April 20, 2007

uncalculated nipple jerk

an accidental gropeing of a womans breasts while moving through a dense crowd

fucking hell mate did you see that? squeezing past that bird at the bar i had an uncalculated nipple jerk, loved it.

by cumguzzlingchutneyferet June 2, 2009

Uncle Ramus

Going behind someone and raming your knee in to their anus.

I really gave shooks the uncle ramus

by donnybrook54 May 14, 2009

Uncle Bud

Marijuana that you and your friends got from an uncle in the family. No one really knows what it is, all they know is that it is bomb!

"Yo, does Jorge' have that uncle bud?"

"Nah man, but that stuff is bomb!"

by Simplex July 12, 2009

uncsa

A school for especially talented artists. The school contains both a high school and a college program. The arts here include (but are not limited to) ballet, modern, visual arts, music, drama, and vocals. Half of the population here contains gay or lesbian students. This makes the dating pool considerably smaller for all parties. Which is fine, because most artists are bat shit crazy anyway. With the numerous events available to the students here they are rarely bored, and rarely get their schoolwork done. The students are all fairly supportive of each other and you aren't allowed to smoke within 50 feet of most buildings. Yet, with the school being located in Winston-Salem, you will find burnt cigarette stubs on the floor next to most of these signs anyway. The artistry at this school is well-known by the locals, although it's still annoying when a bus carrying a ton of high school kids parks in front of Target right before Christmas.

Many famous artists and comedians went to uncsa for schooling.

by MadHatress November 6, 2014

The Uncle Sam

When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.

I was getting bored of just a regular blowjob so I gave my partner "The Uncle Sam."

by JoZG October 20, 2008