Twitter

A cesspool of shit where people get so offended by something so pointless that it becomes a problem for society.

If you use Twitter, here's a great tip for you that'll prevent you from being a piece of shit

Listen to Pink Guy's song titled "STFU"

When Kpop fans and other undesirable people realise Joji is Filthy Frank, they lose their dignity and they start spewing out things like "#canceljoji"

Twitter should be erased off the internet. It is ruining society and it is stopping human evolution.

by Lei Feng August 24, 2021

TWITTER

An acronym for 'That Website Infamous for Timely Textual Expressions by Randos' (sometimes referred to as x.com). Yes, the place where everyone is an expert on everything.

Me: Did you see the news on TWITTER?
Then: You mean x.com
Me: I said what I said

by meteoridian June 26, 2024

Twitter

Where god doesn’t exist and every word you say is a slur

Hey guys, have you been in Twitter?
Nah man, Twitter sucks ass

by Mrsymphony April 12, 2021

twitter

when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it

"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!

by combinedbirdspower May 2, 2023

Twitter

hell

"Wanna go on Twitter?"
"Did you mean hell?"

by ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ December 23, 2021

Twitter

A place where your opinion doesn't matter

Joe: This is Twitter, your opinion doesn't matter here.
Bob: You're*

by deeznuts2241 January 5, 2023

Twitter

A social media platform thats filled with nudes and toxic arguments

Person One: Ima go on twitter
Person Two: IMAGINNNN GOIN ON TWITTA IN 2022!!! UR A.LOSER!!

by A normal person who's disliked July 5, 2022