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turkish housing

A process where something is constantly being rebuilt and added onto, often with no regards to design or structure.

This is based on turkish tax laws about housing in Turkey, which allow for tax deductions based for additions or remodeling of housing.
The way they are talking about the website, it's going to end up looking like Turkish Housing.
by Ernest Salazar July 16, 2008
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turkey trot

The act of waddling to the bathroom while holding a torrent of semen inside your vagina in an attempt to keep it from leaking out.
I busted about a quart of cum inside that skank, and she got out of bed quicker than shit and did the turkey trot down the hall.
by GRASS ON THE INFIELD December 21, 2008
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Turkish can opener

the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina

The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.
by dragonbardlarp October 21, 2010
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Turkay

he loves expensives brands and gets all the ladys. hes sexy and cute. hes would be a perfect boyfriend
if there is a turkay in australia date me
by everyBOYlovesME October 16, 2018
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turkish helmet

My wife was being a bitch one night so I gave her a Turkish helmet.
by JGunther February 18, 2007
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turkey head

Similar to a woman who is a chicken head, but only a tad smarter.
The only reason your sister isn't a chicken head is because she graduated college, although her choice of boyfriends makes her a turkey head.
by Worldhead November 27, 2009
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turkey basket

the act of putting your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show someone. you then shake up and down or side to side to show the world your balls, dick and asshole. popularly performed out of a window of a moving car.
man i showed alex's mom my turkey basket last night and she was so impressed by it that she blew me...then i abe lincoln'd that ho.
by barrak obama November 14, 2007
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