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Tumblr Story

an article, essay, editorial, etc. remembered years after you saw it on your tumblr dashboard. These stories, often highlighting a cultural or societal issue, must be taken with a grain of salt due to their questionable validity, accuracy, and truthfulness.
In the 1980s, a Japanese girl was kidnapped, tortured, and raped by four of her schoolmates. After a few weeks, the girl died from her injuries, and the boys weren't charged with any crimes. This is a tumblr story because the details highlight sexism and rape culture, but whether or not the story is true is unclear.
by Joshua Connor Moon November 18, 2019
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Tumble

I really wanna make that person tumble
by Annie Boo Boo December 13, 2019
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Tumbler

Tumbler was a college cheerleader like Rick Perry and Andre Bauer.
by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020
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Tumblr's Law

A scientific term. Tumblr's Law states that when a Tumblr user directly mentions or implies that a joke is funny, the joke is no longer funny. This can be commonly done through saying that a meme is hilarious, but can also be completed through such an action as laughing.

When a Tumblr User (commonly self-identified by a person with an active Tumblr account) laughs at something that could be considered humorous, every living being within a 5 mile radius instantly stops feeling joy for a short time. After this event, the joke is no longer funny, and it can no longer be referenced.

The only potential Tumblr Users then have for humor is in creating jokes, but hopefully it is not attempted on Tumblr.
(doge meme)
Tumblr User: this is so funny I have been laughing for 30 minutes and crying and shitting my pants.
Intelligent person: You just enabled Tumblr's Law on Doge, wtf??
by reallifeworddefinitions February 23, 2020
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Tumblr

If youre looking for Rule 34 posts but finished the entirity of DeviantArt, then this is your place. Not as much but still too fukin bad for your mortal eyes.
Oh boy, i just jacked off to a Gohan x Android 21 fanfic on tumblr
by cesky April 28, 2020
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Tumbleweed

A person that retains no thoughts in their head.
Tumbleweed forgot to park his car in the lot and left it in the middle of the intersection or during a red light to go into the bar to grab a drink.
by Billy-Soo June 19, 2020
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Tumbleweed

A person with down syndrome in a wheelchair rolling down a hill.
Its a bird! It's a plane! It's a tumbleweed!
by Asperger John July 2, 2020
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