Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

by Gixzo June 22, 2008

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

Dump truck ticket

The act of sexual intercourse with a fat chick that statistcally is under 5" tall & over weighs at least 225lbs.

Lehroy was awarded his Dump Truck Ticket after performing his trademark reverse double dunker move, on that Jabba the Hut lookalike fat chick, in the back of his mobile home...

by rathole November 25, 2009

Crank the truck

A slang term that means to have sex with someone.

Rob: Are you guys gonna crank the truck tonight?
Bob: Yep... we're gonna crank the truck all night.

by Setariii January 17, 2011

Money Mark in a Money Truck

When you really got in going on, then you got it going on like Money Mark in a Money Truck

Yo, I ran into Ruben the other day, new job, new car, new suit, fine girl with him, he had it going on like Money Mark in a Money Truck!

by earcher5 April 1, 2011

360 dump truck

a "360 dump truck" is a sex position.

I 360 dump trucked that ass last night!

by Memers June 14, 2010