toilet talking

A form on communication in jail.

My cell mate was toilet talking to her boyfriend all night.

by Handle Already In Use May 7, 2016

toilet alzheimer's

Forgetting to wipe your ass after going to the toilet

Oh man, i have huge skidmakrs - I forgot to wipe, I think I've got toilet Alzheimer's

by Optimop December 9, 2016

Toilet Chaser

The act of a desperate man, determined to get to know you on a physical level and had to resort to following you into the bathroom to hopefully catch a peek of your snagger while using a urinal. Will always stand next to you and disobey worldwide urinal etiquette.

That fucking Toilet Chaser just followed me into the bog and tried to get a glance at my tadge.

by Scremin October 7, 2019

Toilet Paper

An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.

Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...

by PotatoChickenman March 21, 2020

Toilet Paper

Missing, Not able to be found;

Also used to describe Toilet Paper

Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.

by TheRealHi April 9, 2020

The Toilet Ruler

A method used to measure a person's penis size. It is measured by where the skitmark is left on the toilet bowl.
In the front indicates a small penis size, in the middle indicates a medium penis size or good sanitation after using the toilet, and on the back indicates a big penis size.

This method works for mosts toilets, and is considered solid proof.

Jon: "Hey! Bob just got finished taking a shit! He always brags about his big cock, let's check it out once and for all by using the toilet ruler"

Kyle: "MAN! Bob really does have a huge dick! The skitmark is at the very back of the toilet bowl!"

by chillsaster November 21, 2010

skibidi toilet

some goofy ass youtube series of toilets w/ fucking heads popping out of the toilet hole fighting w/ some sorta cameramen made by dafuq?boom

kids that are gen alpha have a high chance of being a fucking dumbass and say that it has lore when it doesnt 😭

infected kid w/ skibidi toilet syndrome: skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dabidi dip dip
normal person: shut the fuck up

by virtuosoisthebest October 3, 2023