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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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Igloo Theory

The Igloo theory, also known as the snowtrapped theory, is the theory that if two people that hate eachother get stuck in a cold place (ex.: an igloo) together, due to being cold, either one is going to murder the other or they will have sexual intercourse
Dude 1: Yo we should totally trap those two ennemies in an igloo.

Dude 2: Why is that so?

Dude 1: Because they will either kill eachother or have sex, it's the igloo theory

Dude 2: That sound unrealistic, but yeah, we should try that on some people. How about world leaders?

Dude 1: Sure!
by QuébecCentaureTetris2009 February 3, 2024
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The Ella Theory

when you’re the straightest of the group but have a thing for a woman named zooey or you’re in a discord group that watches movies BUT NEVER JOINS IN TO WATCH THE MOVIES!!!
you’ve also been kicked out of faniston twitter 😏
The Ella Theory is honestly the most unproblematic and most simple theory!
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
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block universe theory

the theory that the universe is a giant 4d block and that time is the fourth dimension
Bob: what if the block universe theory is true and god is 4d?
his brother: What is lil bro saying💀
by Dave ias October 12, 2025
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The nutella theory

colorism, when nutella was compared to WHITE chapstick mr. cheese got BIG mad!!!
"ew ximena get tf out my face! -jaden ( the nutella theory ) "
by bigahhcheese May 14, 2025
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Collision Theory

The speed at which the particles dance on the dance floor and how many successful dance partners you can get in period of time
Sasha: How successful was your collision theory tonight?

Bob; Good! I aligned like a boss
by Ooefs February 20, 2023
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Milos theory

were a monkey dances around in a circle filled with other monkeys. after that they all jump on eachother and sleep
hey dude you hear of milos theory its so deep i almost cried hearing about it
by fradern July 3, 2021
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