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Wii-tarded

Lacking the eye-hand coordination to properly use a Wii controller, leading to a lot of frustrated arm-waving and inability to play even a simple game.
Dude, you just ran Mario off a cliff, what are you, Wii-tarded?
by JustBobS May 16, 2011
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Flash Tard

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.
Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.
by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011
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weenie tard

1. A person of low fortitude and lower intelligence.

2. A person who doesn't know where "it" is supposed to go.
1. Jee broke his leg running away from a neighbor's chihuahua. What a weenie tard.

2. That weenie tard tried to stick it in her belly button.
by RipD May 14, 2008
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Mus-tard

Yet another douchey Carbondale Mus-tard.
His car looks like a toaster with wheels & a racing stripe...
by DerpyDouche November 11, 2015
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Chocolate Tard

Chocolate Tard is taken from a word Chocolate Tart in which tart is replaced by tard which means retard,Chocolate Tard is the kind of person that is addicted to chocolate(usually girls) and tweet about how much they love chocolate,I mean I know chocolate is good but don't overreact.
Girl : OMGGG!!! CHOCOLATE IS SO GOODZZ ME WANTZ TO MARRY CHOCOLATE.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.
by DatBassPlayer August 7, 2014
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Orange Tard

He is so dumb he must be a Orange Tard
by Midwest Expert November 2, 2010
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Tard Arms

Arms that you are unable to control in any possible way.
You well just crashed into Roman on GTA 4, well done Tard Arms
by Coura Bassist May 28, 2008
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