That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.
Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023
Definition: The act of not providing followup warnings or taking any subsequent action after earlier warnings of perceived imminent failure were ignored. At the point of Quiet Failing the actor of Quiet Failing no longer cares as failure approaches and occurs as the actor feels it is not their problem anymore.
by Yeahthatis June 15, 2023
Like our most trusted confidante, the person who knows you best, there are certain pieces of clothing or accessories that you turn to over and over again because they inexplicably tell the story of who you are. No matter what new modern piece you’re experimenting with, the WOFs are the items that, without fail, will still keep you grounded. Yourself. They are the narrative thread that connects the dots between your HTH and I&O pieces. Without them, you can feel rudderless.
Person 1: These joggers have never failed me. I wear them all the time and feel confident in them.
Person 2: Would you go as far as to call them a WOF (Without Fails)?
Person 1: Absolutely I would.
Person 2: Would you go as far as to call them a WOF (Without Fails)?
Person 1: Absolutely I would.
by Iamcreativepragmatist August 06, 2021
fail girl means a woman (normally trans) with very bad luck. It can also be applied to cis men (often twitch personality cdawgva) on rare occasions, often followed by the word swag.
by Niiiîiiiíïkolajj November 09, 2023
A "Poop Bag Fail" refers to a situation where a dog poop bag tears or rips, resulting in the dog owner inadvertently coming into contact with their dog's waste on their hands and fingernails. Some of the newer dog bags are constructed from compostable materials that are thinner, lacking the sturdiness and durability typically associated with traditional poop bags.
The dog owner experienced another Poop Bag Fail after sensing a warmth and moisture through the poop bag, only to discover a significant tear in the bag.
by OG Design March 15, 2024
a failure that, while possibly excusable, creates such a bad energy or reputation that the entity in question must take the blame anyway, often severely
Even though it came out later that Cody Parkey's infamous "double-doink" field-goal miss had in fact been tipped, the whole thing was such a mojo fail that the Bears released him and no other team wanted to touch him.
"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
by phraseo February 04, 2020
1) A damn ugly nail art design, usually done without skill or thought.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.
1) Damn Melanie, did a lizard take a shit on your nails? What a nail fail!
2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.
2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.
by Ifailedatlife October 25, 2015