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Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"
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Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"
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Boston

When you go home jack off smoke weed and falls asleep
Man I can not wait to just go home and Boston for the rest of the night.
by Hardfart420 November 11, 2019
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boston

Best surfer in known history pulls girls like its nothing. Hot af best personality, and can't get better because he is the best.
Boston pulls girls like its nothing...
by surferskill April 9, 2017
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Boston cream pie

When Gronk is fucking Tom Brady’s ass but of course he’s wearing a condom because it’s safer that way. But then he’s super excited and he is about to come! He takes the condom off and spikes it super hard on the ground then comes inside Tom’s ass. Tom complains because it’s not part of his diet and the TB12 way. But those are the breaks with a Boston cream pie!
Gronk celebrated the super bowl victory by dropping a Boston cream pie inside the best QB of all time (GOAT).
by Tomgronk October 2, 2021
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boston

Thinks they're as great as New York City...but they go to NYC every month or so and New Yorkers go to Boston every 10 years or so.

Attractions in Boston:
Freedom Trail: Tours are given by 20-30 somethings that repeat the same lines every few hours and hate their job. They are not historians.
The Aquarium: Cute, for kids
College Tours: For prospective students

Attractions in NYC:
I bet you can think of 5 off the top of your head. But for the lesser known ones:
-Free walking tours in Central Park, Downtown, Brooklyn, etc guided by people who are actually enthusiastic and enamored by the city's development and rich culture
-Free ferries (staten island, Ikea) and that red trolley to Roosevelt Island as seen in Toby McGuire's Spiderman 1 where spidey fought gobby at the bridge- though the fare irl is $3.

-Diverse and delicious food
-Diverse and unique neighborhoods- one minute you're in soho shopping high fashion, then you're in Little Italy on Mulbury St, a block or two later you're in chinatown. All in about a 10 minute walk.
-A night life with comedy clubs, bars, anything in the village really
-Studio tapings for John Oliver, Americas Got Talent (when they hosted in Radio City), Daily Show, SNL, Fallon, etc
-had to stop cuz of char limit
We explored Boston in half a day! I saw a lot of dunkin donuts in the downtown area!

We explored NYC in a week and haven't seen anything yet!

Oh I just went to NYC last month to see a concert.

Oh! I went to Boston on a middle school field trip, haven't been there since.
by AvadaLovecraft September 12, 2016
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Boston Lawyer

Another way of saying black cocks
Friend 1: hey could you find some boston lawyers for me?
Friend 2: dude what the fuck
by Adolf Mussolini Stalin January 23, 2024
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