wet noodle

a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water

owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!

by i like to move it move it!!!! January 21, 2009

Wet Fish

A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.

I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.

by theboyos April 4, 2013

wet wiggly

A term refering to the state of the penis (usually after sexual intercourse, swimming, or masturbation) where it is both limp and wet.

David had a wet wiggly after getting out of the cold pool.

by niggamac July 10, 2006

Wet Work

Sexual act consisting of a men peeing on another men, often for money.

As seen in Horrible Bosses. Not to be confused with Wet Work -> assassination.

by Spiniox November 29, 2011

Wet Seal

a great store. you should shop there.

i love shopping at wet seal!

by fksldfsad September 23, 2006

wet gretta

The aftermath of your diarrhea splashing back up on you while on the toilet.

Dude, your sister totally started gagging after licking the back of my balls because I didn't clean up the wet gretta.

by creeper80818486 April 19, 2020

Wet Seat

When somebody shits their pants and neglects to tend to the soiled britches, they are considered to have a "wet seat".

By the way he walked, you would never notice, but once the stench began to circulate, it was obvious that James was sporting a wet seat.

by aksival February 23, 2009