Kiss her where she pees

To perform oral sex on a female. Snatch lickin' good.

1: "I went over to Carla's last night..."

2: "Oh yeah? Did you kiss her where she pees?"

by Dizzdog October 10, 2009

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She Needs Some Work Done

An ironic double entendre that a guy would say to a friend about a hot girl he sees. It jokingly suggests she needs to lose weight or have some cosmetic surgery, but it actually means he thinks she needs to be fucked. Loosely based on the porn theme of a male porn star dressed as a contractor showing up and offering his "services" to the female actress posing as a lonely housewife.

Dude, look at her, a total smokeshow. She looks lonely. I think she needs some work done.

by Miagos November 9, 2020

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She Drives Me Crazy

I can't stop the way I feel
Things you do don't seem real
Tell me what you've got in mind
'Cause we're running out of time
Won't you ever set me free?
This waiting 'round's killing me
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself

I can't get any rest
People say I'm obsessed
Everything you say is lies
But to me there's no surprise
What I had for you was true
Things go wrong, they always do
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself
I won't make it on my own
No one likes to be alone
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself

by Death Menace April 11, 2023

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She Sure Can Cook !

" She sure can cook" ! Euphemism for an ugly girl.

Derived from Jimmy Soul classic "If You want to be Happy"
'never make a pretty woman your wife...she is UGLY , but she sure can cook'

She Sure Can Cook !
ugly girl ugly woman euphemism

by mollytim April 19, 2018

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