Brain Fart

When something you were going to say but the thought escaped your memory and doesn't return.

I have an idea but now I don't remember what it was, it was just on the tip of my tongue--ugg brain fart!

by SomethingAmiss February 3, 2015

Fart With Headphones On

1. Fart With Headphones On is esteemed YouTube vlogger Michelle Vargas' solo project.

2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.

Pastor Mike had a hearty breakfast and decided to listen to Relient K while cleaning up after Sunday's service. And old lady approached him from behind as he let a quite un-Christian fart rip. The old woman was shocked. Pastor Mike turned around and thought to himself, "That's the chance you take when you fart with headphones on."

by SchalamiOnRye August 21, 2011

squat fart

When you squat and fart comes out due to pressure/ compression.

Billy was in a squat position while waiting for the football to be passed to him and when he squatted, he released his gas.

He pulled a squat fart.

by Melrose! December 21, 2009

Fart Enjoyment

The act of farting and then enjoying the smell of ones own fart.

I had a burrito earlier today. I'm looking forward to some fart enjoyment time later.

by xannixon September 10, 2010

Passion Fart

The inadvertant release of gas emitted in the deepest moment of passionate love-making.

"Rodney was hoping that Sylvia was too busy screaming in ecstasy to hear his passion fart last night while making love to her."

by wkjbear April 11, 2010

baloney fart

Baloney Fart is when someone is lazy as hell as eats nothing but cheap supermarket cold cuts laced with nitrogen. The nitrogen in the cold cuts acts as an accelerant for propelling the rot of "mystery meat" from the farter's anus and makes for major mayhem.

Yo! Weasel tore ass with another one of his trademarked baloney farts.

by nyctaoist May 29, 2008

Fart-Arsing

carrying out a series of small tasks while on the way out the door, delaying your departure. Fart arseing is often an infectious activity and can quickly spread across a group, severely undermining their ability to actually go anywhere.

Alex is really fart-arsing about now, that's going to make us so late...but actually while he's at it maybe I have time to redo my eyeliner.

by Bettibipbop July 7, 2017