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Dave's Law

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.
"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"
by A regular Dave March 15, 2022
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dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
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hysterical dave

Jimmy! I just saw hysterical Dave run past!!
by Uncle jumbo February 24, 2020
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Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel
by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022
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On Dave

A phrase that beta-male cucks think is a funny way to say "no lie". In reality this is not a funny phrase and is not catching on.

Thought to be based on a show by the name of "Dave", created by rapper Lil' Dicky (a rapper whose name is a play on his... shortcomings), "On Dave" is commonly used by men lacking clout and/or dick game in an attempt to establish social dominance in a roguish and ape-like manner.
"Aw man, for real?"
"On Dave"

"No cap on a stack?"
"On Dave"
by trentonischildish April 3, 2022
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daves van

daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x
let’s go daves van for some proper delicious ciggies x
by davesdaddy March 15, 2022
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Dave Hand

by Jesus23948567234q5 December 20, 2022
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