banana slam

The art of throwing bananas at people in order to steal their food and/or money. Usually a last case scenario when trying sell bananas and/or exchange a banana for other food product. If you have had a banana thrown at you while your food was being taken, then you were banana slammed. A technique most often used when trying to trade a banana for a burrito.

Banana Slammer: "How much for a beef burrito?"
Vendor: "$4.00"
Banana Slammer: "All I have is this banana, wanna trade?"
Vendor: "No, sorry, cash only"
Banana Slammer: "Are you kidding me? This is a perfectly good banana!"
Vendor: "Four dollars please"
Banana Slammer: (Throws banana at vendor's head and jacks his box of burritos) "Take that, dildo mouth"
Vendor: "ouch, I was just banana slammed!"

by JCquack May 3, 2008

Banana Jew

One who, in the classic games of Donkey Kong, insists on pursuing every banana in a given level.

Come on dipshit, just beat the level and stop being a goddamn banana jew!

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by Scothle December 31, 2009

Banana Canal

Entrance point of Bum Ninja's sexual adventures!

Bruce entered Davids tight banana Canal and david squeeled with delight

by The B.O.B December 11, 2003

cool bananas

An affirmation of the statement just made - ranging in intensity from meaning "that's fine" to "that's amazing."

This term is almost exclusively used by youth pastors and other cool and hip-and-with-it christian role models.

"I'll pick you up at 7.30"
"Cool bananas"

by GoldfishStew November 7, 2015

banana buttcrunch

Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.

OH shit son, how are you so good at doing a banana buttcrunch!?

by TTTHeeeh Juggernaut June 3, 2006

banana getters

1. Referring to the hands of an African American.

"Hey get your damn banana getters off of me!"

by satisfied February 6, 2005

Banana Hands

When you have oversized knuckles and your fingers look like bananas. A locally known hero in the town of Montclair, NJ posesses this strange phenomenon. Even females from other towns know about this rare physical attribute.

Viva La BANANA HANDS !!

by Coco the Monkey December 30, 2004