Table Licker

A school shooter that licks tables.

"Lick this table."
"Okay."
"I can confirm that this is indeed a table licker."

by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020

tablicity

The act of one using the “tablet” in a moronic matter

Tablicity like Nicholasx100000

by Gotcha bitch.org September 30, 2020

Table

If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:

1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."

Guy 1: Hey, that's a nice table.
Guy 2: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! I KNOW YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!

by XXACIOUS October 6, 2020

taboda

A small Pakistani family in the centre of India

I love the taboda family

by Vigonanizeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2020

Tabling

The act of jamming your cock from underneath an extendable table and having a woman fuck it from above.

“My cock is red raw!” “Why’s that, Nadeem?” “She was tabling me too hard last night, again!”

by Puzzle_Man November 6, 2020

Tablante

Usually the life of the party but inside he is being consumed by solitude and loneliness. Being tall and handsome are not his strongest traits, but at least he has...uh... charisma...!

Someone please help Tablante get a girlfriend

by OtakuWeebLord6969 November 11, 2020

Table Licker

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.

You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020