tackle monkey

A defensive midfielder in football who's only job is to prevent the other team to gain possession and create chances.

You are gonna be the tackle monkey in this game. Just get the balls from them motherfuckers and pass the ball on to your nearest team mate." "Alright, coach!

by pilgrim535 March 4, 2011

tackable

when someone can be tackled. (:

chris lopez is tackable :D!

by jahjahjahjenny April 4, 2011

tackleaphilia

when your coach IN RUGBY not any other sports gets a hard on because your tackling so well

you boys are giving me tackleaphilia

by strattty castor June 18, 2011

Tack Sale

a big hoedown

"hey were going to the tack sale on october 15th wanna come?"
"Yeah ill grab my flannel and cowboy hat and head on down to the tack sale"

by portiajeronimo October 10, 2011

Track Sacking

Wearing your track pants without underwear and resting your hand on your nut sack.

Girlfriend: Whats up Babe?
Me: Just track sacking it in the lounge watching T.V

by Maggiecramp September 26, 2012

track pad cramp

when your wrist is cocked up at an odd angle to use the track pad on your laptop, and after a prolonged period of time, it results in a painful cramp in your forearm.

sutton: I was on tumblr for two hours last night while i was sitting on my couch, and I got a nasty track pad cramp!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!

by stenchandsicknessindustrial November 13, 2011

Tacklenom

tacklenom.... v, to tacklenom is the action of a person lovingly leaping upon another person in a tackling embrace before nomming on them. Generally used in text form, to describe your extreme joy at seeing someone or welcoming a new member to your society.

Senior member:HEY NEW PERSON!! -tacklenoms- Welcome!
R:-tacklenoms- I missd you so much! How was vacation?
A:-glomp- Hey, how's it goin? B: -tacklenoms- Great!

by SolisUmbra November 30, 2011