Pre Twattery

Before Twattery Takes Place

Oli: You are full of pre twattery tom!
Tom: what did i do?
Oli: next week you shag my girlfriend!

by Oli Chard January 25, 2009

blue twatted

This occurs when a man teases a girl to the point where she is horny as wants to have sex, but he doesn't follow through and leaves her wanting it.

My boyfriend and i were fooling around and my mom came home so he stopped and now i'm blue twatted.

by Bradley Lucas December 4, 2009

dangle-twat

When the labia hangs precariously below the vag opening as a result of either plentiful pounding or as a result of perpetual camel toe. This condition is especially visible when wearing pants that enhance an already pronounced camel toe.

Dr. Robic has a serious case of dangle-twat: it was clearly visible in those gray dress pants. She should tighten that vag up, buy bigger pants, or stop taking such wide cock.

by Racerback December 4, 2009

Tiajuana Two-Step

a.k.a. The Whiskey Shits. What occurs when you eat a large quantity fast food combined with a period of consuming alcohol. Known as a "two-step" because when you think you've finished shitting your brains out you wont get two steps away from the toilet before having to back up for another round.

I shouldn't have had that steak and gravy, it's giving me a case of the Tiajuana Two-Step.

I would stay out of that bathroom for a while, somebody put the Tiajuana Two-Step on it.

by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

porn-twit

a person who posts his or her porn and sexual activity on twitter in 140 characters or less.

Jessica's texting to twitter while in a 3-way made her a porn-twit.

by lizybee January 6, 2010

Thumb Twister

A word that is usually a nuisance to input in a text message, with a numeric-style key pad. These words will normally be typed/written with ease on a QWERTY keyboard oriented phone.

Some of these words will eventually become easy to write, but there's always going to be that one word that irks you... and that is a thumb twister.

Such words are Feedback, tight, baby, moon, light, etc. You know which ones they are.

Dude1: *struggling with phone*

Dude3: What's wrong dude?

Dude1: Nothing... I'm just trying to write this damn text message, it's got a buncha thumb twisters in it.
Dude3: Oh... well when you're done with that come help me set up this tent.

by urba3rbelong2us May 7, 2010

Maytag twerk

White girl dancing. Referring to a girl that dances like a washing machine and doesn't know how to put it on for a guy. Usually a "maytagger" is associated with white girls but it can and has been know to appear across other races. Beware of these girls if you are looking for a grind session because it will be a failure

Damn, I was in Club Lau get the sorriest dance ever. Had that Maytag twerk going on.

Maytag twerk in the club is not where its at.

by skyz the limit September 11, 2011