Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

by Gixzo June 22, 2008

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

Truck Fuck

A truck wheelies onto the bed of another truck and disconnects its driveshaft and shoves it in the bottom trucks exhaust

Dude i just saw a truck fuck happen on the side of the road

by Truckfuckguy August 5, 2025

Fordd truck

A ford truck is a moving hazard and is the true definition of junk. If your looking to walk everywhere u go or bang your cousin it’s for u

Fordd truck are for the gays

by Jrod yankme January 11, 2020

Plow Truck

When a man ejaculates in a woman so much that his cum comes out the side when he pushes in like a plow truck in the snow.

I plow trucked my girlfriend so much last night that my balls are empty!

by Reversecougar00 December 22, 2022

truck standards

When a guys truck is so nice it raises your standards for them

Girl: Jeff's like a 4
Girl 2: Yeah but his truck is lifted so he's like a 7 with truck standards

by Eddy graham May 27, 2014