Thomas Jefferson

the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.

Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.

Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.

by The nuggetier October 6, 2017

Thomas Amos

Thomas Amos gets super salty and toxic he is known as Thomas the wankengine and salty avo is a thing

stop being Thomas Amos

by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019

thomas mcparland

Originated in Florida, this person is known as the world's most godly haxor in the history of the universe

Thomas McParland is the most l33t haxor on the face of the earth

by dave September 19, 2004

Thomas Myers

An exclamation of rage after failing academically.

A declaration of revenge on a person named Thomas Myers, preferably done while shaking your fist and looking to the sky.
Comparable to "damn it".

Thomas Myers!, I failed my O Chem test.

by misterteehee December 11, 2009

thomas sidahmed

A nice guy that loves girls never let anyone down not an average guy he likes to listen and talk a lot.

I’ll always love Thomas Sidahmed

by Thomad May 18, 2018

thomas sowell

the smartest black man to have ever existed.

Thomas Sowell has changed the thinking of many young black men.

by chef_slafdjl April 13, 2021

Thomas Dale High School

A high school located in Chester, Virginia. Most commonly referred to as Dale or TD. Home of the Knights. Dale has many award winning sports teams including football, softball, soccer, wrestling, golf, baseball, basketball, and vollyball. The biggest sports rival is L.C. Bird High School, which is also located in Chester and home of the Skyhawks. They have been considered one of the biggest rivals in America as Dale and Bird are part of the American Rivalry Series. Thomas Dale is part of the Specialty Center program and is the proud Specialty Center of the Arts including music, dance, art, and computer art which are also all award winning. The population is above 2,000 students, and has recently added a new building in 2010 just for a Freshman Campus which took over the previously existing Chester Middle School. Although there are many good things about TD, Thomas Dale is also known as Thomas Jail because of the barracading gates in the commons area that keeps students from roaming the halls during lunch. Also, because of the lack of trust the staff have with teenagers.

-"Did you hear about Thomas Dale High School winning the State Championship in football for 2009?"

by C/O 2010 May 5, 2011