number 3.1

When you’re using your breat pump but forget to screw on the bottles so it leaks on your crotch and when you finally notice you’re sad you’ve lost all the milk so you start crying and pee yourself

Things sleep deprivation lead to: today I started pumping at work but forgot to screw the bottle in. I’ve now officially wet my pants at work... just with milk instead of pee. I got so emotional that I cried and peed myself and made a number 3.1

by DoubleDashes July 12, 2018

<.3.4.3.>Rearrange Numbers And Be Better Than Everybody<.3.4.3.>

<.3.4.3.>Rearrange Numbers And Be Better Than Everybody<.3.4.3.>

<.3.4.3.>Rearrange Numbers And Be Better Than Everybody<.3.4.3.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

number three

Using your mobile phone while sitting on the toilet, long after you've finished going number one or two.

Man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He must be going number three.

by marcobenvoglio June 16, 2016

Forever Number 1

The only one who has the same power as shaggy but shaggy has more power levels!

I will all ways be.... FOREVER NUMBER 1!!!!

by FLUFFY!!!!!! September 8, 2021

Mizuki’s number 1 fan

Mizukicuteclothes is mizuki’s number 1 fan

Mizukicuteclothes: I am Mizuki’s number 1 fan:3
Mizuki: That you are:3

by mafuarrow March 30, 2025

Number 3

To cum/ejaculate

I need a number 3

by Grandpa max July 19, 2017

Number Three

Noun. Another term for semen. If Number One is urine and Number Two is feces, then Number Three must be semen.

Bob: Looks I just did a number three in my pants. Should have used a cumsock or jerked off it in the toilet.

by Kugeln May 6, 2020