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Muff Cabbage

Yo Bitch! Stop being such a Muff Cabbage!
by Wyrd Wizard October 18, 2010
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Dust in the Muff

After banging your partner, you turn on the dust ridden ceiling fan for all of the dust to fly off on the bed, but most importantly, her muff.
I accidentally pulled a dust in the muff on my girl last night and she told me she wasn't a fucking swiffer and left.
by lexxluthorr February 6, 2022
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Muff Motive

A party where the number of guys massively out-weighs the number of girls, to ensure the boys a higher chance of pulling
Anyone : Surely back to ours and get the garage fired up?
Fox: Yeah for sure mate, I’ll get a mini van of girls in, make it a proper muff motive.
by LBC321 May 21, 2021
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muff

to muff is to lick a female's sexual organ ( vagina). it is basically giving a girl head
She got muffed by her partner.
The two had a 69.
by king.tee May 23, 2018
mugGet the muffmug.

Herpes Muff Cup

Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.

Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)
"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.
by Nitsua IKoto September 20, 2012
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earth muff

Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.
by Big Bad Jenna May 1, 2017
mugGet the earth muffmug.

Puffy Muff

A vagina that has large engorged lips that look like they have an allergic reaction .

Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.
Yo' that bitches got a puffy muff , when I was hitting it my balls would feel like they were hitting pillows .
by TcSilly May 25, 2018
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