Angry Badger

A diseased, hairy, red cock dripping who the fuck knows what.

Mark wont chickenhead Andy anymore after he saw that Andy had an angry badger.

by Troy Lane October 26, 2006

Angry Optometrist

To ejaculate semen onto the face of a woman, taking care to saturate both eyelids' exterior with semen.

Man, I wish a could bust an angry optometrist on Isa's fine ass.

by Big Robb August 7, 2006

angry pirate

when a girl/guy is suckin u off and b4 u busts in their mouth u pull it out and get them in the eye, then u kick out their knee or shin so they hop and get pissd. they may also make angry noises

Travis Kaiser was suckin off his boyfriend Chris and Chirs pull out his Penis and shot Travis in the eye and then kickd him in the shin. Travis then started to hop on 1 leg and make grunting noises...huns the angry pirate

by Trevnasty February 12, 2008

Angry Pirate

When your girls givin you head and you pull it out of her mouth and jizz in her eye then kick her in the knee.

Last night i gave that whore an angry pirate becuase she charged me double the usual price.

by jeff from fpc April 10, 2006

angry seal

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and swallows his load.... then he proceeds to punch her in the stomach.... where she then yelps like a seal claps her hands and spits out his romance explosion

i just gave that broad the angry seal and im pretty sure she has a fist print on her stomach!

by torgasmo March 31, 2009

angry bull

When you are fucking a girl anal or standard and she is face up you then cross her arms and hold her up on your dick and smash her into things, hence called the angry bull

that bitch said my dick was small so during sex i fucking angry bulled her ass.

by Mr.shi October 21, 2007

Angry Penguin

a sex move involving a male and a female.
also; some duck tape alot of jam, not that kind of jam silly! semin:). well, first of all you have to wrap the duck tap around the womens arms. then cum all over there stomach and if their not black shit on all skin which is not covered by cum.

well, ask your mum? also i need to make 20 letters and 2 words like wtf? and i need to use angry penguin.

by bukada April 3, 2008