man status

when you are a narcissistic bastard, and better than God at life.

You have achieve man status when you are never wrong.

by Man-status agent September 14, 2009

The statement fucker

When someone tells you something and you get really excited, and then you realize that he lied

Him: It's pizza on thursday.

you: Omg that's awesome

Him: just kidding

You: fux off the statement fucker

by salemalfakir June 25, 2010

Crane Status

To play excessive amounts of halo to rank up quickly

Boy: " Hey man your a LT. Colonel grade three already?!"
Other Boy: " Yeah man I had to rank up"
Boy: " CRANE STATUS!...fag "

by Steven Crane October 18, 2010

Champion Status

Another term for anal sex.

Hey Jeff how'd it go with that girl last night?

Champion status baby!!

by hobbitking February 19, 2011

Bum Status

Where something is not right. When something is out of order. Something a bum off the street would say or do. Being clumsy. In the middle of nowhere. Not fitting in. When something is incongruous. Or when something is displaying bum like characteristics.

Girl 1: Aghh that shirt that I wanted is on the ground and I'm to lazy to pick it up

Girl 2: Bum Status.

by EpicPErsonEpicChinChinGreen April 10, 2012

The Statue

A 6000 word plus short story from 2004 where it was PG rated that invoked debate in The Twilight Zone and horror based fanfiction circles whether it was original or fanfiction, as FanHistory noted it was original with characters named Serling and set in Glendale Heights in 1987. It was noted from being done from a photograph taken in 2003 when returning from Nocturna as it was sneaked on Fanfiction.net as someone fuming over a detailed pick apart the author did, the critic had the three original pieces on the site taken down. Then it was brought over to AuthorsDen and FictionPress where they remain to this day. It was noted for being tested out on Rod Serling's widow in 2004.

If you're talking about that 2004 short story where the writer of The Cabbie Homicide introduced his hometown as a Gothic Horror setting, it was strongly inspired by The Twilight Zone where he didn't swear and had characters named based on his classmates from the era. He did a narration ala Rod Serling on his then blog as a joke and next thing he had a hook, then The Statue was born. It was noted by one of his future anthology mates and contributors of the magazine for having a scare akin to H. P. Lovecraft long after they read the story. Laura Hale of FanHistory Wiki chronicled the extremely funny debates the story invoked when it was first introduced. The ex-fiancee and critics try to call this a fanfiction work when Laura noted everything in the story was his outright.

by illinoishorrorman January 31, 2018

Confederate statue

A Confederate statue is no more a threat to public safety than a statue of a Civil Rights leader. The statue was never the threat, it's the ppl eople that gather around the statue, no matter their shade of skin, that are a threat to each other. The statues are fine the way they are, they were after all, built by humans.

It's not everybody's problem when someone is offended by a Confederate statue, just like it's not everybody's problem when someone is offended by a statue of a Civil Rights leader. Both kinds of statues should be left alone, if anything people are more of a threat to the statues than the statues are to people.

by Solid Mantis May 4, 2021