Success Stain

Where you spill a little bitty of alcohol on the floor, carpet, ground, couch... it shows just how successful you are.

GUY 1: Damn I'm so hammered I just spilled half my beer on the carpet, dude!
GUY 2: Don't worry about it man, it's just a success stain!

by blah blah blahhhh February 25, 2008

Saline Snack-O's

Monica Lewinski's favorite treat while working as a White House intern.

A tiskit a taskit Billy blew a gaskit. Got anything that gets out Saline Snack-O's

by Black Duanie October 5, 2006

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

monkey stain

1. The left overs from private moneky joy
2. A person according the same status as the left overs of private moneky joy

Hand's off my car Monkey Stain

by John Howard August 14, 2003

Ear Stain

When you say a cuss word such as fuck, cunt, bitch, etc or an inappropriate phrase that is over heard by a toddler who then repeats it to someone else.

Toddler: Fuck you, daddy!
Dad: What the fuck?! What motherfucker has ear stained you with such language?!
Toddler: You did!
Dad: FUCK YOU NO I DIDN'T I'M GETTING A DIVORCE

by JakAttak May 26, 2009

Pee Stain Jane

A Pee Stain Jane, is a nasty old hag who never takes shower and smells like pee and wheres white shirts with stains a shat on it

OMG! Look at Mrs. HOVEN!, ugh! what a nasty old pee stain jane!

by [Ak]47> October 25, 2009

shit stained balls

When one is so intoxicated that they lose control and void their bowels straight into their pants.

"What's going on there Nelly? Your looking a bit green. Oh my God he shat his pants, he's got shit stained balls!"

by Doggertron May 6, 2010