spongecular

When a man is talking to a woman and becomeds overly attracted to her by hitting on her in an extreme way. Most of the time it is an older man hitting on a younger woman.

A man strikes a conversation with a women and does not let it end. He will continue to hit on her making the situation more unconfortable every minute becoming spongecular. Eventually he will follow her around in order to talk to her more becoming a creepy pervert.

by rinoman October 16, 2008

spontaneous wizardstorm

A storm that forms right on top of the place where you are without any warning.

It is a very pretty day. I think I shall go to the par- oh fuck. A spontaneous wizardstorm.

by argentangel June 29, 2009

Spontsex

Sexual intercourse that occurs spontaneously.

Kitten loves spontsex. It doesn’t matter where she is. When the mood strikes, WATCHOUT!

by Shylock1981 May 2, 2010

spondering

spontaneous pondering

Last night I was spondering about thrust stages.

by ilovecherrys863 December 13, 2010

Spontaneous Sport

A person who is dressed to go to the gym, play a sport or participate in some other form of physical activity at all times of the day.

That chick would probably be really hot if she wasnt always dressed for spontaneous sport in those sweatpants and running shoes.

by JoeyGrebs November 29, 2011

Spongebobed

When a male/female uses their teeth during the act of a blowjob, skinning the penis with the upper and lower teeth.

1: Damn dude, my dick really hurts.
2: What happened?
1: Last night when I got head, the bitch spongebobed my dick

by East_CoastOD April 9, 2013

Sponge Monkey

The teenage guy paid to squeegee the cum off the glass of the booth after a peep show.

Working as a sponge monkey I earn heaps! Down side is Im up to my arms in sperm every day and I have to supply my own squeegee.

by orc chops August 2, 2013