Splush

Splush: That rush of love or desire for your significant other or crush. Not to be confused with a physical erection.

Splushing: spending a huge amount of love energy or desire randomly. Not to be confused with a physical erection.

Boy: sends text “BABE I F****** LOVE YOU”

Girl: “are you splushing right now”
Boy: “I SAID I F****** LOVE YOU”

by RealGizmo April 20, 2019

g slash

Spoken version of g/f. Shorthand for girlfriend; A woman whom a man or woman is exclusively/nonexclusively dating.

Lenny: "Hey Jay want to have a beer party tonight?"
Jay: "Can't man, gonna catch a movie with the g slash."
Lenny: "Weeps."

by I'll_Buy_That December 29, 2010

ass eating slasher

A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.

Don't go anywhere alone the ass eating slasher may strike.

by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017

splosh

the complementary bidet like action of the water inside a toilet when your poop breaks the surface of the water and splashes all up on your asshole

I just dropped a load and got sploshed all up in my asshole, but at least i didn't have to wipe.

by mmegh2 February 1, 2010

slash and burn

The act whereby and individual can rid him/herself of pubic "crabs" by shaving half of one's pubic hair, then lighting the other half on fire; the result of which is the crabs running out into the clearing whereupon they can readily be stabbed with a ball-point pen.

My buddy Meat Hook serial fornicated with many unclean women after the Chargers game, and was forced to slash and burn the next day.

by stickyfingersasquatch December 30, 2008

Splashball

A goofball with a little bit of splash.

Splash

by Bratley May 22, 2003

Splashed

To drink excessively on a night out (or in..)

"duuuuude, we're totally getting splashed tonight"

by One pretty drunk chick October 20, 2008