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Angry Sock

When a person by the name of Josh takes their sisters sock and as their about to ejaculate she takes the sock and ruins the orgasm
Bro I can’t believe she angry socked me
by KetLova69 February 15, 2019
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Floppy Sock

When the full end of a condom hangs off your dick
I pulled out and slapped her in the thigh with the floppy sock
by WhiskeyKarma October 4, 2018
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Having Socks On

Having socks on means anything zesty, sus, homo, or gay is immediately not zesty, sus, homo, or gay. Synonymous to saying “pause” or “no homo”
“You I could eat the fattest glizzy right now” “Dude that’s zesty” “Nah bro I have socks on” “Oh okay gangy” - Having socks on
by SylviaZz September 25, 2022
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Stale Sock

A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)
Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this

You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
by RegisteredSex January 18, 2022
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Shart Sock

A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.
Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.

Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021
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Poop Sock

The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.

Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.
"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."
by Fred Boulderdash March 25, 2022
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Sock Liam

Means to eat Liam’s head off and continue to take a hokey stick and shove it up his decapitated nose hole
Liam prepare your self for the sock liam
by Dooley boiii January 23, 2022
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