sock gap

When exactly do you take your socks off?

My advice is to get them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you are a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman would ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.

Coupling - Series 1 - Episode 'Size Matters'

by Ross Brazier May 18, 2004

Socrates

Socrates was an ancient Greek philosopher who is widely credited for laying the foundation for Western philosophy.

Rubin: "Socrates - he was like the Vince McMahon of philosophy, he started it all."

by AndTheCrowdGoesWild October 6, 2006

Anti Social Social Club

That one group of friends that just sits on their phones all the time and they don't talk to each other.

Person 1: Man they are such an Anti Social Social Club.
Person 2: I know right!

by Sparkae January 3, 2017

soccer mom

An arrogant rude peice of shit. She drives around a gargantuan, gas guzzling, jap crap suv. She has no life, and gets angry because hubby is at work all day. Speaking of hubby, he's probably masturbating at Hooters while his stupid bimbo wife maxes out the credit card. It's a miracle anyone would even want to fuck a soccer mom, because they are fat and ugly.

My mom is not a soccer mom. She let's me play GTA: Vice City Stories on my psp while she drives a pickup truck at the speed limit. Then I take a break from my game to flip off the soccer mom passing us at 70 mph. She gets in an accident trying to cover her kids eyes.

by I am too retarded right now to think of my name July 27, 2007

sock fucker

Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.

Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.

by Top Gunt June 3, 2004

sock bath

From South Park, It is where you rub somebody down (who is dry) with multible bars of soap and then "dry" them off with multible socks.

"You killed Kenny from that sock bath, you bastard!"

by Robert Atkinson March 27, 2007

Soccer moms

The stupid ass moms in america who preach about global warming because of huge vehicles being driven then they leave in their H2 Hummer to go get their spoiled bratty ass 'angels' from school to bring them to their after school shit and get groceries then go to their PTA meetings to chat about how they can 'make the world safer' for their overprotected children. They are obsessed with safety, censorship, and their children will never be able to survive in the real world alone because they won't know what to expect in life. These moms love to make other people miserable by telling them what to do when children are present and they act like children will forever be children and never become adults. They parent so that their kids will grow up to be christian 40 year old virgins listening to Bach and Kidz Bop and watching Barney and Telletubbies. They are the reason everything has censorship, saftey things that can't be turned off because a child MIGHT JUST MIGHT sit in the back of my screaming metal deathtrap.
Everything rated pg-13 and over, cars with t-tops, convertibles, loud engines, go fast are sinful. Music not sung by children or is not about fairy tales is the Devil. They made the government change the law so that kids have to sit in a car seat strapped down like they are in a roller coaster until they are so tall when when i was little, we could stand up in the front seat. Fucking Soccer moms took the fun, risks, and thrills out of childhood and they made our children into pussy wimps.

I drive a red rice-burning t-top firebird, listen to heavy metal, am learning German, drive fast and good, hate fast food, watch porn and violent movies, do not shelter children, and i am street smart: I am the definition of a soccer moms nightmarish encounter.

by Deutsch Thespian January 17, 2008