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Get the slow it down make it bouncy mug.The Slow-bro is the mentally deficient member of any peer group. There is always a slowest most undeveloped mind in any room, and this individual can be called the Slow-bro. Often obviously less hygienic and socially repulsive to some large extent, the slow-bro is often the brunt of jokes it will never fully understand. All families have a Skow-bro, most live at their parents house, paying no rent, unable to support themselves due to an inability/unwillingness to progress beyond childhood. Adult slow-bros will often be the recipients of charity from the family or peer group in an effort to elevate the slow-bro in status and motivations, but these efforts fail, the slow-bro is nothing but a drain on resources for all around them.
He still lives with his mom and she has to pay his cell bills, slow-bro has it too easy, its like she enables him to live in a universe where complete failure is acceptable.
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slowcaine is a term used when a person is already high on downers (e.g: benzodiazepines, opi*id painkillers, or any other substances that slow down brain activity) and he/she starts to ingest Cocaine.
The high is often described as a calming, very euphoric “high” that doesn’t last long.
(Mixing any nervous system stimulant with a/or multiple nervous system depressant can be extremely dangerous and it puts a huge stress on your body)
Being “slowcained” can be extremely dangerous as the upper can mask the effects of the downers in your system (e.g: Valium, Oxycodone, Xanax, Hero*n, Codeine, Morphine ), which can k*ll you when the Cocaine wears off.
The high is often described as a calming, very euphoric “high” that doesn’t last long.
(Mixing any nervous system stimulant with a/or multiple nervous system depressant can be extremely dangerous and it puts a huge stress on your body)
Being “slowcained” can be extremely dangerous as the upper can mask the effects of the downers in your system (e.g: Valium, Oxycodone, Xanax, Hero*n, Codeine, Morphine ), which can k*ll you when the Cocaine wears off.
William: What’s good? you look like you didn’t sleep well last night.
Derrick: Yeah man, i was up all night long poppin’ Percocets, then i decided that i will get slowcained as f*ck so i bought an 8ball of that fishscale snow, but after finishing it i couldn’t sleep so i took 10 Valium to come down
Derrick: Yeah man, i was up all night long poppin’ Percocets, then i decided that i will get slowcained as f*ck so i bought an 8ball of that fishscale snow, but after finishing it i couldn’t sleep so i took 10 Valium to come down
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