ipod slappin'

1. When your in class and the teacher allows you time to yourself and you crack on the iPod to listen to some old '80's discotheque song just to pass the time.

2. When your walking home and don't wanna seem retarded for talking out loud so you sing and dance so outrageous down the street.

B: Marenco's gonna keep this test going all fucking day goddamn.
(pulls out iPod to hit "When I Think Of You" Janet Jackson)
A: Brittney! Are you iPod slappin'?
B: I am now!

by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008

bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.

wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.

by lindy1943 April 6, 2010

Dictionary slapped

It is when u get slapped with a huge old dictionary.

Billy: Hey Joe look over here.
Joe: Yes....
(Joe gets slapped with a dictionary)
Joe:What the hell was that for?!
Billy: You just got dictionary slapped!

by Mickie Dee's January 23, 2011

Blonde Slapper

A Blonde Slapper is a mad chick, who is also known to be totes awsome

Hey mate, check out that scrussin babe over there...Oh wait thats no scrusser..thats an awsome blonde slapper! woot

by hiiiiii...... August 24, 2008

Slappies

sick or fly clothing. Usually worn by the residents of Apple ghettos

"Hey man, look at my new slappies!"
"Wow bra, dos is some sick slappies!!"

by Kleetis III May 28, 2009

slappy

verb- slapping somebody with something that one does not have to hold on to.

noun- something used to slap with, that one does not have to hold on to.

"i'm going to slappy you with my hand."

examples of slappys: tounge, hand, foot, cock, nose...

by bigc22 July 23, 2009

slappys

Riding down stairs on your wheely board. Most people think it's pretty easy. Then again, most people can't stand on a skateboard.

Hey look! A stair set! SLAPPYS!

by DHK April 26, 2006