thunder shower

Urinating and defecating on a person at the same time for sexual purposes

I gave your mom a thunder shower last night.

by Calvin Demand September 29, 2008

Kentucky Meat Shower

When your female cousin sits on your face and overlaps her meat flaps across each of your cheeks. She then rides your face until she sprays all over it.

"Rachel gave me another Kentucky Meat Shower in the bathroom at the family reunion again this year. It's quickly becoming my favorite family tradition."

by Nerdi_D May 3, 2020

showerage

A term used to describe the act of taking a shower. Usually used in place of the phrases "In the shower" or "I'm taking a shower."

Man, I need to partake in some major showerage action; I smell like a fish basket!

by Godzilla Esquire December 14, 2008

Shower Shampoo

When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?

Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".

by JaysJob August 20, 2009

showerbag

Used in negative terms.

Someone who lacks intelligence in certain areas. People have started calling others "showerbags" instead of the more common word douchebags.

My boyfriend just called me a showerbag for letting his antiquity out of the closet

by ptbi September 14, 2010

shower basketball

When you take a shit in your hand whilst taking a shower and throw it in the toilet

"Ted told me he plays shower basketball" "Eww, gross, we should stop associating with Ted"

by mastermorris September 28, 2013

shower jellies

When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.

what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.

by K-fuss1 July 11, 2016