shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree

Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown

by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018

shoot and shit

In the bathroom, you achieve ejaculation as you take a shit at the same time.

Man, last night I was in the bathroom for hours! I had the best shoot and shit of my life.

by XxCrazyBitchxX January 26, 2018

shoot for the stars

To set one's goals or ambitions very high; to try to attain or achieve something particularly difficult.

Shoot for the stars, kiddo!

by Leranelera February 19, 2018

shoot look shoot

When youre in a threesome and you pull out of one girl and go into the other.

Bro I pulled the shoot look shoot last night.

by PMG and Top and IOC May 8, 2018

Shootnugget

A type of slang used by angry women

“OH SHOOTNUGGETS BILL!!!”

by Whonowwhattt May 20, 2018

Shoot Yo Shot Day

Shoot yo shot day is a day to shoot your shot with your crush/someone you like (tell them you like them).

Friend #1: "dude ashley! today's Shoot Yo Shot Day! are you gonna tell justin you like him?"
ashley: "no way dude he likes someone else..."

by cherryboompop May 28, 2018

Shoot

A Type of shitty dance that includes moving your hand in a fist beside your face that (side on) looks like you are doing a pepper shaker and moving your leg back and forth like you are having a spasm.

" Ha. Look that guy is having a spasm."
"No. He's just doing the shoot."

by DickButt getting licked June 12, 2018