semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.

All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!

by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024

semen retarded

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).

He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/

by shubotheguy November 13, 2023

semen slurper

A woman/girl who wants semen from men.

Sydney is a semen slurper, all she wants is semen from men.

by anonymous November 24, 2023

semenial denial

when you refuse to release your sperm

i had to do semenial denial, my parents were in front of me!

by Youngboyonpornhub November 26, 2023

semenotic

satanic or demonic activities

jeffery epstein was involved in semenotic activities

by anonymous February 27, 2024

Semenavelphobia

Noun: Fear of ejaculate entering or residing in one's navel.

See: adjective; Semenavelophobic.

I got cum in their belly button and they puked. They must have Semenavelphobia!

Shot a fat tub of a load and it pooled in their tummy dent and we never spoke again. I swear I didn't realize they were Semenavelphobic.

by Booty_Giuliani February 29, 2024

Semen tax

A form of tax paid in exchange for a favor, usually sexual in nature that ends in ejaculation

Cindy and I went to Applebee's, I was short on cash but offered to pay the bill if she paid the semen tax.

by CumSailAway March 30, 2024