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second fiddle

n. The second girl in a threesome who is getting fingered but not screwed.
My girlfriend and I had a threesome, but the one rule was that the other girl had to be second fiddle.
by minkuspinkus March 24, 2011
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secondhand beer

When you or someone else opens a beer, tastes it, doesn't like it, and gives it to someone else to finish. Can also be used if you just drink someone else's open beer.
Man, I hate drinking Steve's secondhand beer. I wish he'd told us what he likes before we went to the liquor store.
by showagon96 October 5, 2007
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South County Secondary School

Its a bullshit secondary school. Go to hayfield... it's better
Gay teahers, stupid principals, Fake freinds... and much more. so if ur a douschbag, South County Secondary School is the school for you
by La Truth Tella February 11, 2010
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seacow

A word used to describe someone who is obese. Also used to describe a person whose physical features actually resemble those of a seacow. See manatee. Often used synonymously alongside the following: fat mess (FM), dumb bitch, dyke.
Example:

Hottie #1: Did you see that teacher that just walked by?
Hottie #2: Nah kid, who was it?
Hottie #1: Oh, it was my Writing Lab teacher. She's a fucking seacow.
Hottie #2: A seacow, a bloody seacow! Issat what you say, fine lad?
Hottie #1: STFU FGT. I mean, why yes, yessir! Would you like to join me for some crumpets and tea in the courtyard? I baked them with love!
Hottie #2: . . . Don't blow so many diet pills man. But you were right about that teacher. She's def a dumb bitch, a FM seacow for true.
by LMAONADE December 15, 2004
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Sloppy Seconds

When you eat the loose sloppy joes that fell on your plate after eating the sandwich.
Those were some great sloppy joes. Time to eat up the sloppy seconds.
by cambronshinn November 17, 2013
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second-degree burn

Essentially a 'burn' about a burn (e.g. sunburn) that was mentioned in a particular episode of the ever-popular That 70's Show (see burn).
Jackie: Gee, I wish there was someone to help me put sunscreen on my body (hints Hyde).
Hyde: Good idea because sunburn could quickly lead to skin peeling.
Kelso: Aww man. That's a burn about a burn. That's like a second-degree burn!
by lastray September 25, 2010
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second

An indefinite period of time, usually assumed by the listener to be at least 2-3 minutes in length. Speakers use it to affirm that the time will be short without any actual meaning or elaboration, despite the fact that the period will likely be more than 120 times longer than stated (see above).
Person #1: Are you done yet?
Person #2: Yeah, it'll just take a second.

-5 minutes later-

Person #1: *visibly impatient* Okay, are you done now?

Person #2: I said, it'll be a second! Geez, some people.
by Green Skies June 28, 2012
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